you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident”
Actually, you can’t.
Not since the accident.
"do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"
FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRIFKC FIRKC FRICKY
FOR ENGLISH CLASS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO EMAIL HER OUR HAMLET ESSAYS BUT I HECKED UP AND SUBMITTED SOMETHING FROM MY GIF FOLDER SOMEONE HELP I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I UPLOADED
OH GOD IT WAS THIS GIF
THISE ISD TOOOO EMBARSING HELPP„„ „, „„,
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.
i dont understand why parents even care about ur sexuality like ur not gonna be fuckin ur parents why is it their business
speak for yourself
oedipus is that you
mr. sulu, plot a course for ‘as far away from my responsibilities as possible’ yes warp 10 would be great thank